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Powerful Beyond Measure

Killer motivational video.

“All you chumps are gonna bow when I whoop him.”

A friend of mine sent this to me just as I was finishing the day’s weight lifting, and right before I sucked down supper on the way to karate class. I showed up at the dojo pumped up and ready to go.

Someone once told me I was too old for martial arts, and later that weight lifting is a young man’s game. Bullshit. Bring it on.

Back to writing and other stuff soon, I just had to share this. Too much running around the last couple days and tomorrow.

Lifting and Writing: Back in the Swing of Things

I haven’t done my weight lifting yet this week. My Fitocracy account mocks me.

Friday and Monday I was on airplanes. Over the weekend, I had hoped to at least get a dumbbell or treadmill workout in, but I was too busy catching up with friends. Yesterday I rested. Today, I didn’t have time to lift after work and had a special night of karate class. It pisses me off, but I’m going to swap my Wed/Fri lifts to Thurs/Sat and get back on track next week.

I beat myself up over workouts the same way I beat myself up about writing. I need to regroup and remember my motivation, and just get back to work as soon as possible.

Funny thing is, there is no shortage of motivational videos out there for weight lifting or body building.

Writing doesn’t quite work the same. Beyond opening a box of books hot off the press, there’s not a lot to get writers pumped up to spend hours behind the keyboard. Yes, we do it because we have to, or want to, but it’s still hard work, and motivation can, at times, be hard to come by.

Until you visit something like Sundance.

It’s not so much being part of the scene or the promise of big Hollywood bucks as it is the simple energy and excitement of it all. It’s contagious. I would be more than content to make a living off writing. Yet even if I never see a movie made, I can still push forward and build upon what I’ve written. I can expand my fan base and, ideally, increase sales to earn a steady wage.

Now we come back to my lifting, where my goal is similar. I don’t want to big as Jay Cutler. I have no aspirations to be Mr Olympia, or even to get on a local stage (I’m not especially interested in the fake spray tan and shaved chest, either). I just want to build upon what I have, get into better shape. I want to increase my strength and endurance and feel better.

We should aim high, but not call it defeat if we land in the middle. Day jobs and family and life in general is going to get in the way. It’s inevitable. Just take care of the disruption and then get back into the rhythm.

Push forward.

Onward and upward.

And We’re Back

Back home and back to the grind.

It was a great weekend at the Sundance and Slamdance film festivals, especially the opportunity to catch up with friends. The Twitter posts showed up late on the blog, but as you can see we faced a blizzard and had several adventures while waiting to see the premiere of Brian Keene’s Ghoul.

The Twitter stream on the blog is caught up to my last flight home, so I’ve turned the feature off. I’ll have a separate blog post and some photos up soon. In the meantime, here’s a shot by Mark Sylva:

Brian and I at the Egyptian

Brian and I at the Egyptian Theater at Sundance

Mark has several more photos, which you can check out here.

If you feel you missed out on the opportunity to see Brian Keene’s Ghoul, don’t sweat it: the film will be broadcast on Chiller on Friday, April 13th, at 9PM Eastern. It’s a good flick, and it stays true to the novel despite a change for television. Here’s hoping Chiller keeps the originals coming.

Twitter Shenanigans for 2012-01-24

  • My phone battery quit at 3pm, so I didn't get to tell much about the rest of the #sundance experience today. #
  • We did see @BrianKeene's GHOUL, though. True to the spirit of the book! The rest of you will get to see it Friday, April 13th, on Chiller. #
  • Slamdance! http://t.co/ntLoOhIp #
  • Rockin' #Slamdance at #Sundance earlier today. http://t.co/gFfB8JFO #
  • Occupy Provo at #Sundance http://t.co/6KP2RVzy #
  • Now @Nukegumby is telling us all about the bored-on. #
  • What a horseshit rationalization: Piracy Is Not Theft – Demotivational Poster http://t.co/lyUcU3Qr #
  • Stumbling through the condo zombie style. It's been a great weekend at #Sundance and #Slamdance but I'm ready to get back to the family. #
  • I need to go home and write my balls off. That way, next time I get to do Sundance, I don't have to worry about going back to the day job. #
  • Then again, I'd probably miss my balls. #
  • Today's @BrianKeene and @Nukegumby serenade features The Moody Blues. #
  • I am going to miss this view. http://t.co/97KXOgHC #
  • Mountains trump the Illinois pancake http://t.co/8DixKGCh #
  • Colorful characters at gate, including an ex-Marine, 2 Mormon missionaries, and an Air Force officer with a lot of fruit salad on his chest. #
  • The missionaries are apparently headed to Mozambique. Yeah, good luck with that. #
  • Awesome. I'm sitting next to a guy twice my size for this three-hour flight. #
  • Stewardess is frustrated because they're out of room for carry-ons. Maybe if they didn't charge bag fees, this wouldn't happen. Idiots. #
  • If I wrote full-time, I could have made this a road trip and avoid this hassle. Take extra driving time, see sights, visit friends. #
  • Greetings from 10,000 feet up in the magic sky tube. I'm online because I have business to conduct. #
  • Having to type on the split-screen keyboard because our shoulders are way too broad to do it right. #
  • Between flights, I have been assaulted with problems from the day job. Welcome home, asshole. #
  • Wow, wish I'd known about THE RAID while I was at #Sundance this weekend: http://t.co/3xwGEIno Looks awesome. #
  • Orbitz texted me about a gate change. One would think the goddamn airline would say something, no? #
  • 64 degrees in Dallas. I could ride my motorcycle in that, easy. Maybe I will stay put and have my family come to me. #
  • While reading on the flight, I've been really digging @DocNoir's ALL THE YOUNG WARRIORS. Great read. #
  • Three old people at gate comparing weather in Nebraska and Peoria. One-upping each other. Couldn't flee that conversation fast enough. #
  • Solo window seat for flight home. Sweet relief. Shoulder still juts into aisle, but a solid elbow keeps pinheads in check. #
  • Now the steward has to deal with dumbasses looking at seat numbers on the wrong tickets, and who are then scared they're on the wrong plane. #
  • THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, PEOPLE! READ YOUR TICKET, SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP! #
  • Still, these people beat the PR and marketing douches we ran into at #Sundance #

Twitter Shenanigans for 2012-01-23

  • Roadblock! They just want to make sure our awesome truck is awesome. http://t.co/98bkzX4V #
  • Past the road block. Cruising along now. Libations pending. #
  • Pass. http://t.co/yCvb358T #
  • Libations! http://t.co/pSfZBYYc #
  • We may not be doing #Sundance due to the weather, but it's very cool just chilling with friends at the lodge. Sushi, whisky… good times. #
  • I think my doctor would just shoot me if he saw all this stuff. #
  • Today's view, following the blizzard http://t.co/BdtmOIFn #
  • Looking back at last night's pics, I'm thinking something seems wrong about #Sundance being sponsored by HP. Or anyone else, really. #
  • I wonder if we'll have to listen to a douchebag publicist and a WB marketing jerkoff give each other handies on the shuttle again today. #
  • Help a brother out: RT @cullenbunn: I have my e-mail inbox cleared down to 5 messages. I need some hate mail, people! #
  • Dominic Purcell just walked by. No, I didn't accost him. #Sundance #
  • The Egyptian #sundance Sponsored by Southwest http://t.co/q77OC4H5 #
  • I should know better than to buy Italian sausage in Utah. #
  • The Sundance Channel HQ is serving the worst hot chocolate I've ever tasted. #
  • Cell service has gone to crap. Trying to send a PC from outside #Slamdance HQ. 2 hours until @BrianKeene's Ghoul premiere. #
  • Just smoked a cigar with two gorgeous girls, watched Occupy Provo protest, and got accosted by Cactus Jack's drunk girlfriend. #sundance #
  • At #Sundance fashion trumps snow, ice, and slush. #

Twitter Shenanigans for 2012-01-22

  • His first twat, at long last: RT @Nukegumby: Testing…tweeting on nuclear power! #
  • Success! SOPA is dead http://t.co/cgUdVQyM #
  • Chill time. http://t.co/uoldViOR #
  • View from our Olympic Village condo. #sundance http://t.co/pEeeNnrK #
  • Listening to @BrianKeene discuss his plans to conquer Hollywood. #
  • We have thundersnow up in the mountains. #
  • Touché, asshole. RT @BrianKeene: Listening to @MikeOliveri discuss his plans to conquer breakfast. #
  • I'm told the thunder is actually cannons that knock down avalanches on the ski slopes. Probably not as cool as it sounds. #
  • Now @BrianKeene and @Nukegumby are assailing @marysangiovanni and I with their a capella rendition of Rush's 2112. #
  • The tub drain is clogged. Swell. I think @marysangiovanni's tub is messed up, too. @BrianKeene is attempting to help her. #
  • Now @BrianKeene is attempting to help her. From the sound of things, it's a very stubborn clog. #
  • The snow is accumulating. I hope @TodClark's thin Texas blood is not turning to ice. If necessary, we shall thaw him with Maker's Mark. #
  • (Because that's what he brought. I wonder how hard it is to find Jameson in LDS land?) #
  • I don't know what this is, but it's weird. Looks like balls. http://t.co/8fbA6crW #
  • On a shuttle down to Sundance, listening to the most vapid, Valley Girl conversation I've ever heard. #
  • Main Street in Park City is jam packed. Not a whole lot to see with all the snow. #
  • A movie — oh, sorry, a FILM — must have just ended. People are suddenly streaming into the sushi bar & grill we're chilling at. #
  • While @BrianKeene fulfills a Hollywood obligation, we are stuffing our faces with sushi and Kobe beef. #
  • Mr @BrianKeene has returned a conquering hero. #
  • If this asshole says "literally" one more time, I will literally punch him in the face. #
  • It's funny listening to all these LA types bitch and moan about the snow. #sundance #
  • Subtitle: A Manual for Douchebags http://t.co/TjA3ecme #
  • Roads are closed to anything but 4WD vehicles, but @Nukegumby has us covered. We're on the way to rescue @MarkSylva. #
  • Rolling along behind snow plows and spreaders. It will take longer, but we'll be safe. #
  • The plows have forsaken us. We forge ahead. #
  • We have retrieved @MarkSylva from a SLC Burger King. Now back up the mountain pass. I need a badass truck like @Nukegumby's. #

Sundance: Time to Roll

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I see my Twitter feed is actually showing up on the blog this time, even if it is very late. Excellent. Later today we’ll get into Park City and I should have some more interesting, actual Sundance-related things to show you. Yesterday was all about getting everyone here despite the weather, catching up with friends, and resting up for the weekend.

The photo attached to this post was taken from the balcony of our condo. Nice place. The snow’s falling and accumulating, but not fast enough to deter us. Besides, Mikey’s 4×4 pickup should climb over the snow as easily as it did the Porsche that got in our way last night.

Today we do our gawking.

Tomorrow we see Brian’s Ghoul premiere.

In between? Well, we’ll see what the day brings us.

Twitter Shenanigans for 2012-01-21

  • Going to feel naked at Sundance/Slamdance without my knife and Zippo, but I'm not checking baggage or chancing TSA confiscation. #
  • Yep. Doing laundry at 1AM because you have nothing for the trip ROCKS. #
  • At the airport with a half hour to spare, and will still get right through security with time to spare. Love these tiny regional airports. #
  • One of the TSA agents this morning is also one of the better cashiers at our Barnes & Noble. Good start to the trip! #
  • And I had a pleasant conversation with the grandmother sitting next to me on the flight. Bonus! I usually get crabby commuters. #
  • Wow. Verizon sucks balls in Dallas. #
  • A plain white t-shirt and a pink scarf? Really, hipster douchebag? #
  • "Hipsters to the left of me, douchebags to the right and here I am, stuck in the middle with you." #
  • Now if only the TSA would let me pack a straight razor. #
  • Hey, Karen Allen is in my flight. Marion rules. #
  • Pro: This flight has wifi. Con: I'm in a row with no tray table because I'm behind the galley. Going to be difficult to write with no tray. #
  • Right next to the engine, too! Bonus deafness for the win! This flight is looking to be the polar opposite of the last. #
  • "Your honor, I'm just a caveman. Your flying metal tube frightens and confuses me. But I have Twitter in it!" #
  • Sat on the runway for about thirty minutes, but I have a tray table after all. Friendly sky lady pulled it out of my seat like Houdini. #
  • While I'm at Sundance, you should read a free novel from @Docnoir: PSYCHOSOMATIC FREE ON SATURDAY & SUNDAY http://t.co/tmdNr0jE #
  • 30 minutes of free wifi is up on my iPad, but not my iPod touch! Suck it, Gogo! Now to see what's up with @BrianKeene's flight… #
  • The Cascades, as seen from Seat 31A http://t.co/Lqx1K2do #
  • It's weird seeing mountains. Used to flat ol' Illinois. #
  • Mikey just drove us past the Mormon Magic Kingdom. Next time I will have to have my camera ready. #
  • Circled behind it, got a picture after all. http://t.co/6aFOMn5w #
  • Gurkha Assassin Dagger. @TodClark and I waste no time. http://t.co/L7gxjpta #
  • Finally have the whole crew together. Now to dump our luggage in Park City and find some chow. #
  • We got a sweet condo for this thing. Movie people know how to roll. #

The Rockies

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Rocky Mountain National Park as seen from seat 31A.

Now landed in Salt Lake City, chilling with Mike Huyck as we wait for Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, and the Clarks to land.

(The pilot called them the Cascade Mountains, but as a friend from Washington pointed out, that’s not possible given our flight path.)

Travel Mode

In just a few hours, I’ll be heading out to the airport to catch a flight to Utah, where I’ll be visiting the Sundance and Slamdance film festivals to catch the premier of Brian Keene’s Ghoul. I’ve never been out there before, so I’m looking forward to an exciting weekend.

I’ll be putting the blog into travel mode. I may or may not blog from the road, I will probably post a few mobile pics, and if all works properly this time, my Twitter timeline will go onto the blog around 10pm central daily. The plugin which handles this hasn’t worked in the past, but maybe it will surprise me following the various updates to both Twitter Tools and WordPress over the last several months.

I should be sleeping right now. Instead I’m up doing laundry. I’m going to attempt to write on the plane, but I suspect I’ll end up passing out instead. Our group will probably all be worn out tomorrow night anyway, but that gives us all day Saturday and Sunday to cause chaos at the festival.

I’m also practicing my ninja packing skills. I’m not paying bag fees, so everything goes into a carry-on or it doesn’t go. The TSA says my knife and my Zippo stay home, which is going to feel weird. My workout clothing may be the first to go, because who am I kidding? I’m going to be too busy hanging out with my buds to get a workout in. I’m better off packing an extra sweatshirt for the cold.

Less than four hours of sleep before the trip. Yeah, that sounds about typical for my con trips. Tomorrow’s going to be rough, but the weekend will make up for it.

SOPA Must Die

If you surfed the Web Wednesday, I’m sure you ran into a SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) blackout somewhere. If none of that made sense to you, check out the Electronic Frontier Foundation’s one-page summary of the problems with SOPA.

It’s a good example of Congressmen not understanding what they’re legislating, or what they’re asking this legislation itself to accomplish. A SOPA supporter and PIPA (SOPA’s sister, the Protect Intellectual Property Act) co-sponsor Senator Michael Bennet (D-Colorado) recently posted copyrighted video to his own YouTube channel. His excuse? “YouTube is excluded from the bill as it is written right now.”

Say what?

This means posting copyrighted clips to YouTube violates the spirit of the law, but not the word of the law. In other words, someone can upload pirated crap to YouTube and get a free pass. (Or, more likely, it’s a matter of “We’re afraid of Google’s lawyers.”)

Make no mistake, this is not about protecting the little guy, it’s about protecting big corporate bucks in the guise of protecting the little guy. Do the Hollywood unions like the WGA, SAG, or the production support unions support these bills? Not the general membership. In fact, most creators oppose SOPA, but the bill’s sponsor, Rep Lamar Smith, says they don’t count. It’s all about the lobbyists who are protecting their own interests.

As a creator myself, I’m not a fan of pirates. In fact, I would prefer to deal with pirates like this:

Whoops, I guess that would get my site blacklisted! No, wait, the video is on YouTube. Guess I’m golden after all? Brain hurts. Moving on.

No, I’m not a fan of piracy. But I’m also not convinced they’re doing as much harm to me as some think, and I’m sure as hell not convinced protecting my meager income by destroying the very network I’m leveraging to make a living is going to do a damned thing to help any of us.

The worst case scenario? We end up with a censored, restricted Internet that countries like China and Iran have. We rally behind freedom of speech and condemn other countries for blocking their citizens from access to information, yet we’re attempting to pass legislation to give corporations the same capabilities to shut down websites that China and Iran have. It’ll be a new age of digital McCarthyism, where Hollywood will point a finger and someone will get blacklisted.

It just boggles the mind.

Here are the 67 pinheads (as of this writing) who think $$$ trumps freedom. SOPA may be “shelved” for now, but that’s not good enough, and PIPA has to die with it. Make sure these people understand the damage they’re trying to do, even if it’s just by taking a few seconds to sign petitions like Google’s.

UPDATE

Khan Academy has posted an excellent video explaining SOPA and its problems, as well as outlining some of the scarier provisions of the bill.

Smart Windows -> Solar Windows?

So now there are “smart windows” that can turn glass into one-way monitors:

Very cool. Hook one up to my standing desk so I can get all Minority Report up in here.

It also leads me to a bigger question: can we turn the same panels or use similar technology to turn any window into a solar panel for power generation?

A common complaint about solar energy is the surface area required. Yet if you look at the surface area of a single skycraper, multiplied by the available surface area of an entire city full of buildings and skyscrapers already made of glass and on the grid, then what does that yield us? If nothing else, it’s that much less surface area that needs to be taken from land.

I’m sure Samsung and other manufacturers already looking at facing this stuff outward and turning any building into a giant billboard, but how about more practical purposes? Most of downtown Chicago shuts down before the daylight hours are up, so imagine if all of these buildings could be come partially or fully self-sufficient by covering them with solar panels that double as windows, skylights, etc.

Has this been attempted? Is it possible? Beats me, but it seems like modern science should be able to find a way to make this happen.